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Quantitative Vs. Qualitative Data: When to Use What
No Child Left Behind was not entirely an evil piece of legislation. There are good things that came from it. There had been a time in...
American Greatness
It was 1956. The furniture was clean because it was wrapped in plastic. It was good. We’d won the public wars, and god was on our side....
The Stick (NSFW)
How did I go from being the class clown to being the professor? How did I go from being the splendid fool to being the old man of cynical...
My Joke
My Joke Lucid, anxious, Disquieted, subdued. Volcanic heart. Gentle flowing river. Ice that thaws. Sunlight drowned by dusk. A fantasy of...
An Open Letter to Men
Dear men, Many of you out there think the #MeToo movement is a farce. You say to yourselves, “Why are women coming out and accusing men...
Fuck Religion
One of the children Says that the death and mutilation of six was justifiable Against the other child’s slaughter of over 100 of his...
The Traitor
The glamour presents itself with a kindly smile of amity, Hiding the pock-marked face of a competitor with an empty belly, Examining your...
The New Guy 10-8-14
If the new guy reached into his pants, Groping for thrills While watching women have penises Plunged into every conceivable nook and...
The Mystery in her Underwear
It was wonderful. Helen had, for the first time in – god knows how long – been at peace. Nothing could ever make her forget the...
Holes
Lips as flowers blossoming, Slabs of wet liver. Gasps from channeled chasms, Methane mingled air. You bend. You open. They pay the price...
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