Back in the latter 90s, my good friend Michael and I, along with other miscreants, took to the air on cable access to deliver our brand of silliness. Man, if we'd had teleprompters, a budget, and no jobs to worry about, the things we might have done! Here's our shot at the legal system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNeMS-Fy6UY&t=2s