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A Dick (to the tune of "Addicted to Love"


A Dick

You hate the poor, you drive a truck,

You never give a fuck.

You love guns, and you dream

That white folks are all supreme.

You can’t read, you don’t think,

You beat your wife when you drink.

You think you’re right, when you are wrong.

You think that meanness makes you strong.

Whoa, you like to think you’re so rugged and rough, oh yeah.

It’s closer to the truth to say you ain’t got the stuff.

You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re a dick.

You love war and MMA,

You’d beat a man if he was gay.

You don’t believe in climate change,

Think those who do, are all deranged, and you fear strange.

You’re quite depraved

Ignorance is all you crave.

You say Christ is guiding you,

But dumb fear has got you screwed.

Whoa, you like to think that you are macho and tough, oh yeah.

It’s closer to the truth to say you don’t measure up.

You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re a dick.

Might as well face it, you’re a dick.

Might as well face it, you’re a dick.

Might as well face it, you’re a dick.

Might as well face it, you’re a dick.

Might as well face it, you’re a dick.

You may look male, but circumstance

Put Tom Thumb in your pants.

It makes you mad to be so small.

It’s why you like to make folks crawl.

Whoa, you like to think you’re a god among men, oh yeah.

It’s closer to the truth, you’re not the cock but the hen.

You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re a dick.

Might as well face it, you’re a dick.

Might as well face it, you’re a dick.

Might as well face it, you’re a dick.

Might as well face it, you’re a dick.

Might as well face it, you’re a dick.

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