Kardashians indulge their escapades, Along with British royalty and Trumps. While Fox and CNN play serenades To ignorant and self-deceiving chumps. The teachers strike, and Mueller digs for dirt. The xenophobes demand that we build walls. The snowflakes left and right are all butt hurt, Squabbling like children in our hallowed halls. Meanwhile, coral reefs breathe their last breaths And hurricanes get worse than e’er before. The heat of summers cause increasing deaths, The cold of winters causing more. Our leaders promise us that all is well, And dumbly we all sleepwalk into Hell.