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A Date with Destiny


(We are at an airport. Shuffling through her things, DESIREE drops her purse. It falls open, letting the wallet out. It opens and pictures can be seen. BYRON is walking by. Upon seeing the dropped stuff, he helps DESIREE gather it all up.)

DESIREE

Thanks.

BYRON

Sure.

(He begins walking away. A beat. He turns back to her)

I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be intrusive, but, when you dropped your wallet just now, I could’ve sworn I saw a picture in there of someone I know. Can I have a second look at it?

DESIREE

Sure. I have a lot of photos in here, so I’m not sure which one it might have been. It would be something of a …

BYRON

…That’s her. Emily Schaffer. Good friend of yours?

DESIREE

She’s my best friend actually. You know her.

BYRON

Back at the University of Wyoming. She was my roommate’s girlfriend.

DESIREE

Really? Who was your roommate?

BYRON

Jeremy Matheson.

DESIREE

Ducky?

BYRON

Yeah. Ducky. He still goes by that?

DESIREE

No. He’s become very mature these days. We only call him Ducky behind his back.

BYRON

Mature? Jeremy Matheson? The man once filled the school fountain with fetal pigs from the biology lab.

DESIREE

Fetal Pigs?

BYRON

Fetal Pigs.

DESIREE

Well, now that’s gross.

BYRON

Sorry.

DESIREE

Not your fault. It’s Ducky.

BYRON

He was a wild guy alright.

DESIREE

I only had a small idea.

BYRON

As a float for homecoming, he taped empty beer cans to his station wagon and drove down the street playing “La Cucaracha”. Mature? Please say it isn’t so.

DESIREE

Fetal pigs? Sorry to be stuck on that, but eeewww.

BYRON

We all thought so too, but you had to admit it was creative. Everyone else just used bubble bath.

DESIREE

Gotta love college.

BYRON

(Extending a hand)

Hey, I’m Byron, by the way, Byron Camp.

DESIREE

(Shaking hands)

I’m Desiree Reynolds. Nice to meet you Byron.

BYRON

Care to join me? I have a great table over there by the window. I’m just sitting there watching the planes take off. I could use some company.

DESIREE

Sure

(They sit together.)

BYRON

So, are Emily and Ducky still together?

DESIREE

Lord no! He wasn’t exactly the picture perfect husband.

BYRON

They got married?

DESIREE

In ’97. And divorced in ’99.

BYRON

Wow! That ended fast.

DESIREE

I think it had something to do with her coming home and finding him in bed with her sister.

BYRON

Holy shit! Sorry.

DESIREE

No don’t worry. “Holy shit” works.

BYRON

So how do you know Emily?

DESIREE

We work together in Minneapolis.

BYRON

I lived there for a while after I graduated. About six years. Hated the cold. Great place to have fun, but I hated the cold, and I needed to go elsewhere to find work.

DESIREE

I see.

BYRON

What do you do in Minneapolis?

DESIREE

I’m a structural engineer.

BYRON

Really? What firm?

DESIREE

Maxwell & Sanford.

BYRON

Oh Jesus. We contracted with Maxwell & Sanford all the time.

DESIREE

Are you a contactor?

BYRON

An architect. Used to be with S&M Architects.

DESIREE

S&M? Wow, so you know Macy Litchman.

BYRON

Know her? We almost got married back then.

DESIREE

Oh my God. You’re that Byron!

BYRON

I’m that Byron.

DESIREE

Oh, this is weird.

BYRON

She spoke of me?

DESIREE

After she got together with this total jerk of an entertainment lawyer.

BYRON

Really?

DESIREE

He treated her like absolute garbage for months, and she kept it up with him. God knows why.

BYRON

They’re not still together I hope.

DESIREE

No she dumped him.

BYRON

Good.

DESIREE

We had lunch after a business meeting after that and she told me about you.

BYRON

Nothing bad I hope.

DESIREE

To the contrary. She said you were probably the nicest guy she ever dated.

BYRON

Really?

DESIREE

She genuinely regretted not hanging onto you.

BYRON

Fear of commitment.

DESIREE

That’s what she said.

BYRON

Entirely understandable. I don’t know how well you know her history, but it was completely understandable.

DESIREE

Her father?

BYRON

Yeah. That would kill the idea of love for just about anyone anyway … and we were both young anyway. Just one of those things.

DESIREE

Wow! You’ve taken it well.

BYRON

I’m fine with it now, but it made a real wreck of me back then. As it turns out, it was more than the cold that made me leave Minneapolis.

DESIREE

I see.

BYRON

Life & love. What’re you gonna do, right?

DESIREE

You do great work too, by the way.

BYRON

I do?

DESIREE

You did the designs for the Downtown Hilton.

BYRON

Yes, that was me.

DESIREE

It was right when I got my job at Maxwell & Sanford. I did some of the tech on that job. My name was on a few of the drawings we sent back and forth.

BYRON

That’s just wild.

DESIREE

Isn’t it though.

BYRON

Small world.

DESIREE

I respected what you did. Carl, the lead designer on the project on our end praised you immensely.

BYRON

Really? Carl?

DESIREE

Yeah. He always made comments about how you understood engineering principles better than most other architects. You were able to put the ego of a designer aside in order to accommodate efficiency.

BYRON

Well, peoples’ safety is more important than something being pretty.

DESIREE

I thought you did great work on that job.

BYRON

It was good teamwork. Carl was great to work with. Not an asshole in any way.

DESIREE

Yeah. I like Carl. So, where did you end up after leaving Minneapolis?

BYRON

Colorado Springs. There’s been a lot of development there, and in Boulder and Denver. Sometimes there’s work in New Mexico and Arizona that our firm takes on.

DESIREE

That’s where I’m moving.

BYRON

Springs?

DESIREE

Yeah.

BYRON

Are we like instant old friends, or what?

DESIREE

I don’t know. This is just bizarre.

BYRON

And you’re flying out there now?

DESIREE

Yes. Got a place. A new job. Making the final arrangements. That sort of thing.

BYRON

Flight 1263?

DESIREE

Yes.

BYRON

We’re on the same flight.

DESIREE

We’re on Candid Camera.

BYRON

Or the Twilight Zone.

DESIREE

No kidding.

BYRON

Where’s Rod Serling?

(He does the “Twilight Zone” theme)

So, you got a new job. Where?

DESIREE

Gerald Petrie and Company. More money. More work. Nicer town. Who could argue?

BYRON

Gerald Petrie is on the third floor of the building where I work.

DESIREE

Oh, you’ve got to be kidding.

BYRON

No. We’ll be working in the same building.

DESIREE

How many people are there in the world? Billions? And here we are meeting … In Dallas … like this. It’s almost spooky.

BYRON

You’re telling me.

DESIREE

So where are you coming from, Byron?

BYRON

Just spent two lovely weeks in Chicago with my family. We had a reunion. You never saw so many Germans in your life. Boisterous and loud. So much beer and sausage. My God! I’m going to have to get on my treadmill for an entire weekend just to undo half the damage that’s been done to me.

DESIREE

God, I know what you mean. My family’s German too. Wisconsin German. I think all I remember my aunts ever said to me when I was a girl was “Eat. Eat.”

BYRON

We’re Germans. We work hard. We play hard. We eat hard.

DESIREE

And how!

BYRON

I remember smiles when I was a kid in Chicago. Big joyful German smiles.

DESIREE

And laughter that could fill an auditorium.

BYRON

You’re German too. More coincidence.

DESIREE

Too much fun.

WAITRESS

How’re we doing over here? Okay? Can I get you some more coffee? Something to drink?

BYRON

I’ll have a Harvey Wallbanger.

DESIREE

My favorite. I’ll have one too.

WAITRESS

Two Harvey Wallbangers coming right up.

BYRON

Your favorite?

DESIREE

Ever since college.

BYRON

Amazing. Is your favorite color blue?

DESIREE

Yes.

BYRON

The blue that the sky turns in the five minutes after the sun has gone down?

DESIREE

I love it when the sky is that color. Yes.

BYRON

This is incredible.

DESIREE

Maxfield Parrish.

BYRON

What?

DESIREE

Maxfield Parrish.

BYRON

The painter?

DESIREE

Do you like his work?

BYRON

I have a print of his on my living room wall.

DESIREE

No kidding. Which one?

BYRON

“Ecstasy”.

DESIREE

My God. That is my favorite if his. I have it on my bedroom wall.

BYRON

He did amazing things with light and color.

DESIREE

I know. It’s almost supernatural.

BYRON

Oh, this is way too much. I can’t believe this. We have so much in common.

DESIREE

What’s your favorite band?

BYRON

Die hard Genesis fan.

DESIREE

No way!

BYRON

Way!

DESIREE

They’re my favorite band too. I have everything they ever made, including the solo stuff?

BYRON

Okay, which phase of Genesis do you like the most?

DESIREE

Well, even though I love Peter Gabriel, I have to say, my favorite period of Genesis music falls between 1975 and 1978, the three albums after he left the band. The musicality is just incredible. They mesh so cohesively.

BYRON

“Wind & Wuthering”. Is that not the greatest album?

DESIREE

So totally! My absolute favorite. I love “Blood on the Rooftops”.

BYRON

And “Afterglow”.

(A few beats as they real from the coincedences)

DESIREE

Wow.

BYRON

Wow is right.

WAITRESS

Two Harvey Wallbangers.

BYRON

Put them on my tab.

DESIREE

Oh, no I’ll pay for mine.

BYRON

Don’t worry about it.

DESIREE

Thanks, Byron.

BYRON

Can I tell you something, Desiree?

DESIREE

Sure.

BYRON

I’m not religious at all, but there are certain spiritual ideas I believe in.

DESIREE

Oh, me too. I think religion is for the birds, but there’s just too much going on in the world … in the universe … for there not to be something mystical going on.

BYRON

And nothing happens by accident either…

DESIREE

…Oh no. There’s a purpose for everything in your life, whether you’re aware of it or not.

BYRON

Man, I’m just bowled over by this. Nothing like this has ever happened before. Me meeting someone who I have so much in common with.

DESIREE

What sign are you?

BYRON

I’m an Aquarius.

DESIREE

Oh, that’s funny.

BYRON

Why, are you an Aquarius too?

DESIREE

No, I’m Sagittarius.

BYRON

Oh.

DESIREE

And I was just reading this thing the other day … one of those books on how people get along, according to the zodiac …

BYRON

… Oh yeah ...?

DESIREE

… And it said. Oh, God, you’ll get a kick out of this. It said that Aquariuses and Sagittariuses are so extremely compatible that they should sell tickets whenever they make love.

BYRON

Really?

DESIREE

Isn’t that hysterical?

BYRON

Wow. Tickets yet.

DESIREE

Yeah.

BYRON

What book was this?

DESIREE

Oh gosh! I don’t remember the name of it, but it belongs, curiously enough to Emily.

BYRON

Emily’s into astrology? She always seemed so … I don’t know … materially grounded. Head out of the clouds.

DESIREE

Maybe before she got married, but afterward, she just opened up. She does star charts and Tarot cards, the works.

BYRON

Cool.

DESIREE

And she was totally in agreement with her book when it said that about Aquariuses and Sagittariuses.

BYRON

That’s really funny.

DESIREE

Yeah.

BYRON

Desiree?

DESIREE

Yeah.

BYRON

Do you believe in the concept of a soul mate?

DESIREE

A soul mate?

BYRON

Yeah. You know, that there’s a person destined for another person, linked, even before their born, by their very souls?

DESIREE

Oh, I do Byron. I believe it wholeheartedly. There’s a great book by…

(Her cell phone rings)

Hold that thought.

(She answers)

Hello. Hi sweetie. How are you? Fine. I’m in Dallas, between flights. In about twenty minutes, yes. Yes, I’ll call you when I get there. You are such a worry wart! But cute though. Well, I’m sitting here having a drink with a guy who knew Emily back when she was at the University of Wyoming. Oh, no kidding! He was roommates with Ducky. Yeah. I know. Oh, no, he’s nothing like Ducky. I wouldn’t be having a drink with him if he was. No, he’s not flirting with me.

(To BYRON)

He’s pretending to be jealous.

(Back to husband)

Byron is being a perfect gentleman. Everything Em said about him is turning out to be true. Uh-huh. Do you want me to have them call you when I talk to them? Okay, Hon. I don’t think it’ll be a problem. Oh, you’re incorrigible. I think that’s why I love you so much. Yes, I’ll call you when I get there, and I’ll have them call you too. Mmm Hmmm. I love you too. Kiss. Kiss.

(To BYRON)

How funny that we should be talking about the soul mate thing and then my husband Walter calls. Wow, huh?

BYRON

(Dryly)

Yeah. That’s just wild.

DESIREE

So, anyway. Sorry about that. You were saying … ?

BYRON

Oh, nothing. It wasn’t important.

(Lights down.)

DATE OVER

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